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wait... a modern oven...?

Godbrand was talking about Boats, but i dont hear any Boats from the Vikings. Im Sure that a Warship (for example like HMS Victory or HMS Leviathan) Could destroy a few Viking ships.

There's my Godbrand spoken like a true vampire Viking

With Trevor saying that he can't read or understand magic... Does that mean he can't read magic, or he can't read, period? Because I guess in that time period, it wouldn't be too surprising for someone to be unable to read.

I love that hes a half vamp with phenomenal abilities, and still uses an oven mitt

😂😢😮 what in the world. this was a roller coaster. Its funny, sad and horrifying at the same time.

>GARLIC a vampire

The funniest part is that this isn't even the last time Godbrand's involved with a boat joke!

If only Grant had been there too.

1:21: When someone makes a bet against me.

Awful. This show made every mistake possible.

Plot twist. That "i think" is right before Nocturne.

Honestly the dynamic between Trevor and Alucard feels like two siblings fighting.

I also am fascinated that Spock didn't know what Po was calculating with her spoon, but Jett Reno recognised it straight away! 😮

As of late, I can, unfortunately, relate to this.

This show stands out to me because they made a Viking sound like they could actually be Scandanavian, not a Brit or a Scott. Also the fact they make him out to be very strong WITHOUT having to draw him like a body builder

I absolutely love Sypha's "exasperated mom" energy when Trevor and Alucard take digs at each other, and I love the chuckle they share that is only possible between true friends.

That stake pass was smooth

1:21

0:56 me and my brothers

Who else wants to live with Alucard? I know I do.

This show WAS so good. Then they skipped over the OG that started it all in the 80's, Simon Belmont, and did it with horrible writing and some sort of "diversity" list of characters.

I'm glad that Po doesn't know how evil and what a dragon the former mirror universe Imperator Philippa Georgiou actually still could be at this stage of her personal development and what history she actually had.

If resurrection is that easy why didn't Dracula resurrect Lisa?

While I love his defensiveness regarding the boat jab. To me the funniest part of this scene is actually just the "... Bigot!" It's such a tame response coming from a literal Vampire Viking.

…this is my daily experience.

Good scene from an awful episode.

This is siblings behind their mom's back

You lightweight. I lost the family I took care of for 18 years, and I've survived for a year and a half before talking to myself! Little Alucard.. Little parasite.. Little coffin weevil.. What is a man?! A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU! (Had to folks. ;) )

wtf did they do to star trek they all sound like children

This and so the start of a wonderful bromance begins bit is what sold me on this show. The moment I reached this bit was just like yea, I'm gunna fkn love this

Little did he know Alucard was going to lose more than his mind….😞💔

If only the suit had an autopilot - oh wait.

God this show caused cancer

Yeah.... still better than loosing your mind, due stuff and annoy people :D, now you are stuck between not wanting to annoy them anymore, but also the fact that, you no longer have this weird stuff and you no longer panic, panic is too much of a light word with certain stuff... so... you just kinda are ...stuff, with is basically, you can't really... stuff.

'And that i decided against gutting, flaying, and turning you into shoes', amazing line

Jeffery Hunter will always be the only Captain Christopher Pike....

This is the only way I consider you a friend. If I can say "fuck you" and the other person can basically interpret a paragraph of conversation and can do the same with a similar phrase in response, than we are friends

True friendship ❤❤

We've all ben there

Sypha is just like, "I have to deal with this shit for fuck knows how long."

Better title: Alucard turns into Belmont

Star Woke 😂😂

I just realized my man made roasted garlic. Which was the meal his mother said she had when she was first meeting Dracula. Damn.

Alucard: Oh god, I'm losing my mind After what you've been through, I do imagine your sanity levels are a little low Alucard: it's only been a month You can't rush coping. You have to give yourself ti-- Alucard: I think? .... This might be beyond my capacity to heal.

1:06 Traver: Eat shit and die. Alucard: Yes fuck you.

Discovery is such garbage

Anyone know what the song in the background is?

Really hope we get to see Simon Belmont's story some day

My man cooks some mean food. Like damn!